Your source for amusing alliteration apparel
About Us
Amusing Animals Acting Alliteratively Absurd?
It was meant to help us fall asleep. During restless nights, we would try to unwind by naming as many words from memory as possible that began with a chosen letter of the alphabet. The parade of random words we summoned would sometimes coalesce into bizarre and amusing scenes, fueling our imaginations. While the technique didn't always bring sleep, it certainly helped us forget about our insomnia!
Then AI came along, helping us to share the sublime and ridiculous pictures painted so vividly in our minds. Animals, both real and mythical, are central actors in our conjurings—which are created strictly for fun, are meant to be inclusive, and have no hidden or subversive meaning. Friends and family would read our inane words and try to imagine a graphic, or study an illustration and try to guess (or improve) its original alliterative caption. It still makes for thoughtful, engaging dynamics both in person and during group chats. Now, we are having fun sharing the best of our creature creations with you.
Our fun illustrations and captions feature on quality clothing and household items that are available for purchase. Our current product line includes adult T-shirts, kids T-shirts, hoodies, baby and toddler clothes, flip-flops, tote bags, ceramic mugs, travel mugs, pillows, phone cases, and more. With many of these products, you can choose a design integrating image and caption, or designs that separate pictures from words to keep folks around you guessing. Shirts and onesies for children and infants are available in limited designs, and we are adding new products all the time. We love wearing and using these items, and we fully endorse the exceptional quality that you get when you buy.
We even offer a free word game, kmage! , designed and built in-house. It captures a bit of the bizarre and playfully strenuous process of corralling our accidental menagerie into an alliterative zoo (free-range, of course). Play for fun, play for score, play instead of doomscrolling. Share your downloaded scorecard with friends and claim your bragging rights. Email us from the game with comments and suggestions, and even submit your own, "better," caption. Play it on your mobile device, tablet, or desktop computer.
